Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I want a musical about memes.
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