'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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