what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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