i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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