i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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