In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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