Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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