I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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