hotel room ftw
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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