party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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