yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she peed on how many people?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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