Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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