Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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