Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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