She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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