my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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