There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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