ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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