so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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