She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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