Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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