I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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