he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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