So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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