sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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