you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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