did you get engaged???
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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