Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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