Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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