I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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