I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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