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R you on birth control?

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No, why?

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...no reason

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(574): View more from Indiana

apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"

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(231): View more from Michigan

We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(404): View more from Georgia

NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?

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