if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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