That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
no, he came in my armpit
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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