Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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