hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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