i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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