can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Shame - the story of my life.
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