I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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