yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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