??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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