This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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