I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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