Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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