I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
