I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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