So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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