she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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