She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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