Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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