in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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