Duck Duck Cougar?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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