He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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