Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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