Its about making memories worth repressing
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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