wat bout pragnant strippers??
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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