lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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